A study warns that a Biden victory in the 2020 election likely means liberal voters will receive less attention on social media, leading to adverse long-term psychological effects for many who have become reliant upon such attention.
Category: Science
Top doctors suggest giving Coronavirus information that could lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
Doctors believe that if the coronavirus has information which could lead to Hillary’s arrest, it will be contained quickly and mysteriously smother itself to death within months.
CDC: You have a better odds of having threesome involving Ron Jeremy than of dying from coronavirus
CDC: “A lot of precautions have been taken to prevent coronavirus from becoming widespread. But there seems to be nothing that can stop Ron Jeremy.”
95% of social scientists say you should be rooting for climate change
According to Dr, Randall Kirger, “It’s no longer an issue of believing in climate change or not, but instead a realization that hastening the end of human life could only benefit the planet. If I didn’t believe that the earth’s climate was warming at this point, I would invest the effort to find some way to make it do so.”
Report: you can vote without posting a pic of your “I voted” sticker, you virtue-signaling asshole
A panel of psychologists who’ve researched internet attention whoring have concluded that the average social media user will never miss the average of 3 “likes” that users get whenever that user is a C-cup or smaller.
1990s scientists knew it was mathematically impossible to be “2 Legit”. Here’s why they hid the truth
The science community has known for almost 3 decades that the phrase “2 Legit” was mathematically incorrect. Now, they’re finally coming clean.
