Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
Category: World News
Facebook down! Due to popularity of outages, platform plans to extend rolling app limits indefinitely
“What can we say? We’re people pleasers” a Facebook spokesman said.
USA disgraced after yet another shootout
“Team USA just doesn’t have a great track record with shootouts lately.”
US military to increase armed poppy patrol after crop raided
The CIA places the loss to Afghani opium farmers caused by the invasion to be near $1.5 million, calling the loss “unacceptable”.
Twitter inks President Trump to exclusive 7-year contract
“(Trump) has been really remarkable for our product. We’ll look into the same type of contract with the incoming president when Trump leaves office in 2024,” Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stated.
Protesters to Burn More Trash in Streets to Protest US Withdrawal From Paris Climate Agreement
“A pile of burning underwear in Portland is the best way to let the president know how committed we are to a cleaner planet.”
