Daemen: “To those people whose parents cannot afford such luxury, I say: don’t be afraid to pick up that extra shift at Bojangles or that extra night of babysitting, and maybe you can afford to go to space all on your own someday.”
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John McAfee once tweeted that he’d love to be extradited, serve long prison term in U.S.
Likening John McAfee’s situation to that of Jeffrey Epstein, many surmised that there is foul play afoot in McAfee’s reported apparent suicide.
Top doctors suggest giving Coronavirus information that could lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
Doctors believe that if the coronavirus has information which could lead to Hillary’s arrest, it will be contained quickly and mysteriously smother itself to death within months.
CDC: You have a better odds of having threesome involving Ron Jeremy than of dying from coronavirus
CDC: “A lot of precautions have been taken to prevent coronavirus from becoming widespread. But there seems to be nothing that can stop Ron Jeremy.”
News organization says it regrets calling ISIS “captivating band of big-dicked dreamboats”
Spokesman D.R. Everend said “Clearly, we would have been more careful about the words we chose if we had only realized that people who did not find ISIS to be chock-full of dreamy superstuds with giant, throbbing, well-oiled members would be reading.”
“Embarrassing” photos surface of young Justin Trudeau dressed as a white man
Trudeau says he is deeply embarrassed by the photos, which “regrettably” depict the Prime Minister dressed and behaving like a white man with normal testosterone levels.
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