Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
“What can we say? We’re people pleasers” a Facebook spokesman said.
“Team USA just doesn’t have a great track record with shootouts lately.”
The CIA places the loss to Afghani opium farmers caused by the invasion to be near $1.5 million, calling the loss “unacceptable”.
“(Trump) has been really remarkable for our product. We’ll look into the same type of contract with the incoming president when Trump leaves office in 2024,” Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stated.
“A pile of burning underwear in Portland is the best way to let the president know how committed we are to a cleaner planet.”