Amid some level of public backlash over ticket prices, Rage Against the Machine issued a statement assuring followers that their wealth will trickle down to fans over time.
Do you have a moment to talk about your life insurance?
Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!
Gwyneth Paltrow introduces new “This Smells Like My Vagina After I Wipe My Ass From Back to Front” candle aroma
“If you’re very attentive, you’ll be able to note that I have a lot of kale in my diet,” Paltrow advised.
New Snapchat filter will turn mundane dick pics into cool scratch & sniffs
Now when you send and receive dick pics on Snapchat, you’ll have the option to accompany that penis with fragrances like daisies and penis, honeysuckle and penis, Chanel No. 5 and penis and more!
Ford expected to recall thousands of trucks that may be contaminated with Ford parts
Ford representatives say they also believe that the vehicles may have been compromised by a tradition of Ford craftsmanship.
New penis-measuring rulers to account for the two inches that isn’t showing
The new Birdie 3000 penis-measuring rulers are designed to account for the two inches of penis that people can’t see, but that every guy totally knows is there.