“I was positive this would be the year, but since that’s not the case, my best bet is to once again — and for the last time, I swear — vote for someone I do not support in any way, shape, or form, neither as a person nor as a policymaker.”
Category: US News
Binders full of women praise Mitt Romney’s break with GOP over Trump
Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
Report: Inaugural committee has already paid deposits for Kanye, Kid Rock to perform at 2021 presidential ceremony
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”
MSNBC gaffe: Host refers to Kobe Bryant fashion as “spearchucker suit”
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
Nation mourns loss of celebrity rapist
The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.
New mainstream evidence suggests that you, and not the Clintons, killed Jeffrey Epstein
Did you know that Bill Clinton is a former president of the United States, an honor bestowed by the electorate upon only the most trusted and respected individuals? Are we suggesting that suddenly we just can’t trust U.S. presidents?
