Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.
Did you know that Bill Clinton is a former president of the United States, an honor bestowed by the electorate upon only the most trusted and respected individuals? Are we suggesting that suddenly we just can’t trust U.S. presidents?
“I’ll remember from now on to keep Pfizer and Starbucks and Bank of America — companies I am confident have my best interests at heart — in my nightly prayers. God bless you, corporate sponsors!”