Northam infamously came under fire for wearing face coverings pre-COVID. Supporters, however, now recognize that Northam was a pioneer with his lifelong dedication to wearing face coverings.
Republican Larry Elder admitted that he couldn’t think of anything more definitively American than grabbing a grizzly bear by the gooch.
According to Bush: “I really enjoyed the time we spent together, but doing them never even crossed my mind. I can’t stress this enough: I absolutely did not do 311. I’m just not really that into that f****t stuff.”
Bezos was seen an hour earlier giggling and hurriedly rushing from booth to booth eating all the carnival food in sight before boarding the $300,000-per-ticket space ride.
“We must take a stand for these babby becuse these babby can’t frigth back,” explained a press release from the 93rd Arkansas General Assembly.
Likening John McAfee’s situation to that of Jeffrey Epstein, many surmised that there is foul play afoot in McAfee’s reported apparent suicide.