While eyewitnesses report a large skidmark where the accident nearly occurred, traffic reports indicate that the routes are moving fine, and users can enter and exit Hershey Avenue with ease.
If she receives the maximum penalties, Maxwell faces up to 65 years of confinement to the luxurious 156 acre estate.
A private presidential collector told our team that reports that this is “convincing evidence that you can find someone to pay millions for any piece of shit associated with the Bidens.”
“Pulling down a clowns baggy trousers and accepting his penis into your warm, ready mouth is a very humanizing experience,” explains a leading expert on jester psychology.
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“This is hard evidence that you’re born gay,” one fan Tweeted.