“Make no mistake, I’d loved to have just given each of these dancers $5 — they’ve earned it! — but this was all that was in my budget at this difficult time.”
Category: Brown Valley Local
Man in Facebook jail decides to “go gay for the stay”
Harwick, who says he has recently taken up smoking, confessed that he may have been duped about the responsibilities of Facebook jail by some people in a local biker chat called Leather Studs.
“Don we now our WHAT?” Local woman rages at school chorale over misinterpreted lyric
Music director Randall Kirger said that he plans to replace the lyric next year with “something modern, maybe a line about H&M.”
Reports of accident near Hershey exit grossly misstated
While eyewitnesses report a large skidmark where the accident nearly occurred, traffic reports indicate that the routes are moving fine, and users can enter and exit Hershey Avenue with ease.
“I voted for one so I can use that word now” defense fails to prevent assault of local man
“I knew that they didn’t appreciate all that I have done for their people right about the time I saw that one of them was carrying an ice pick,” Vine told our reporter.
Local man reports 3 Doors Down tribute band not “Gateway to Cooze” he thought it would be
“The closest I’ve gotten to getting some tail was one night when our bassist Brad hugged me really hard when I was crying after one of the gigs.”
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