Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
Category: Brown Valley Local
Local fast food chain cashes in on ass-eating craze with ass-shaped buns
In addition to the Buttocks Burger and Buttocks Double-Meat Burger, Haunch’s also plans to offer a Buttocks Fish sandwich and a Chick n’ Butt sandwich.
Local mental health statute would make it illegal for women to own guns for one week out of every month
According to the statute, women would not be disarmed as a group, but on a rotating basis “with the exact dates to be determined on an individual basis.”
Man who constantly refers to others as “a special kind of stupid” probably a special kind of genius
“There must be something there that not one reasonable human being is seeing.”
Brown Valley Observer Named To President’s Short List of “Real” News Sources
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
Brown Valley Observer seeks Russian sponsor to expand unbiased reporting of our magnificent President
“We need more funding if we plan to accurately cover how Trump presses courageously forward while effortlessly hurdling the mainstream media.”
