While eyewitnesses report a large skidmark where the accident nearly occurred, traffic reports indicate that the routes are moving fine, and users can enter and exit Hershey Avenue with ease.
“I knew that they didn’t appreciate all that I have done for their people right about the time I saw that one of them was carrying an ice pick,” Vine told our reporter.
“The closest I’ve gotten to getting some tail was one night when our bassist Brad hugged me really hard when I was crying after one of the gigs.”
The incident report indicates that Moats was crying and shouting “They’re stealing my president, now they done took my damn toe!”
A basic internet search shows that Snopes did fact-check the article about Ghislaine Maxwell testing positive for COVID-19 and gave it a rating.
The rating for this claim is: True.
“I’ll remember from now on to keep Pfizer and Starbucks and Bank of America — companies I am confident have my best interests at heart — in my nightly prayers. God bless you, corporate sponsors!”