This is an entertainment website written to satirize news events, politics, and popular faces and ideas, and to provide commentary on social attitudes and trends.
While familiar names of celebrities and other media figures as well as familiar agencies and organizations are used, all news stories contained within are fictional in nature. Most of the words and actions attributed to these figures are created entirely by the author, who has tiny, feminine hands, and who was once friend-zoned by his own sister.
The purpose of this site is to entertain. Failing that, we’ll settle for “bother” or “annoy”. We’re not a particularly proud publication.
Please do not attempt anything described in any of these articles, except under strict hip-hop supervision.
Similarities between events published here and any actual events involving pretty much anyone would really be a shame.
Read a review of The Brown Valley Observer here.
And another one here.