“In a city that generates as much shit as DC, the toilet paper supply isn’t taken lightly,” one soldier told our reporter.

Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
“In a city that generates as much shit as DC, the toilet paper supply isn’t taken lightly,” one soldier told our reporter.
A hacker posted a series of photos suggesting an illicit affair between Melania Trump and a man believed to be Virginia newsman Randall Everend.
An appraisal business reportedly financed by Hunter Biden estimates that the total value of items to be hidden by White House staff is over $2.3 million at auction.
Rock will reportedly receive the National Honorary Cowboy Council Medal of Honor and be toasted with Boone’s wine in the rose garden before Trump leaves office, regardless of the status of his departmental appointment
Twitter announced plans to ban the “Big Three” cable news networks from the platform, citing the “risk of inciting further violence” following a 2020 filled with rioting across America.
The shooting puts a damper on the time-honored American tradition of offering tours of federal buildings to peaceful protest demonstrators.