Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
Totally rad! Beto O’Rourke says he was hip teenage chronic masturbator just like you, young voters!
“I was doing my own bed laundry by the time I was 14,” O’Rourke almost-perfectly quipped at a rally in Iowa, connecting himself with young voters.
New penis-measuring rulers to account for the two inches that isn’t showing
The new Birdie 3000 penis-measuring rulers are designed to account for the two inches of penis that people can’t see, but that every guy totally knows is there.
Phil Lesh attributes longevity to standing in place for hours, occasionally dropping acid
Happy 79th birthday to Grateful Dead legend Phil Lesh!
A year after Hawking’s death, scientific community discusses how noted physicist is maneuvering around in Heaven
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Bill Nye held a forum to discuss their beliefs about what Stephen Hawking is experiencing in Heaven.
Wait … is John Cena’s new valet really just a steel chair wearing a wig?
Do you think John Cena’s new valet is really just a steel chair wearing a wig? Vote in our reader’s poll!
