2) Joe could get the DNC to pay Russians to prepare a dossier revealing dirty and embarrassing details against Trump and further throw shade on the possibility that Trump colluded with Russians.
Since protecting the species 20 years ago, Australia has seen a dramatic spike in pitbull shark attacks
“They’ll swim in right up close to the beach and it’s like a buffet there for them. They seem to prefer smallish people, mostly children, because they see them as defenseless prey.”
Kendall Jenner to donate 50,000 bottles of Pepsi to still-reeling Flint, Michigan
Jenner’s entourage is also expected to deliver 5 tanker trucks of non-potable Pepsi within the next 7 days, enough to help the Flint Water Utility replenish their nearly-depleted non-potable Pepsi reservoir.
Brooklyn Ensemble to explain why America should be angry about Mueller Report through interpretive dance
“This … this is really going to show them,” Ensemble Director Alicia Switzer roared, shaking her fist angrily.
Lawn service assistant reportedly a little uneasy since boss implemented Casually Gay Fridays
Hector also said that he thought adding Casually Gay Fridays to the weekly docket seems “a little over the top” considering the small business had just added Homoerotic Wednesdays to the itinerary a little over a month ago.
Conspiracy buff disinterested in Mueller report until 4K Ultra HD version with bonus features released
“Redacted documents? Really? Documents that by design will hide certain truths? It all seems so 20th century. Without (a 4K Ultra HD release), we will really have very little context.”
