While eyewitnesses report a large skidmark where the accident nearly occurred, traffic reports indicate that the routes are moving fine, and users can enter and exit Hershey Avenue with ease.
Due to COVID, Ghislaine Maxwell sentence can be served at 156 acre estate, court says
If she receives the maximum penalties, Maxwell faces up to 65 years of confinement to the luxurious 156 acre estate.
Soiled adult diaper from Biden’s Vatican visit expected to fetch $5M from undisclosed buyer at auction
A private presidential collector told our team that reports that this is “convincing evidence that you can find someone to pay millions for any piece of shit associated with the Bidens.”
Scientists suggest you could get over your fear of clowns if you’d just suck one off
“Pulling down a clowns baggy trousers and accepting his penis into your warm, ready mouth is a very humanizing experience,” explains a leading expert on jester psychology.
Readers Sound Off! Is the War on Christmas getting out of hand?
Vote on our poll and sound off with your thoughts on the War on Christmas, as well as whether or not Christians will retaliate after the latest attack.
“I’m gay!” Metallica’s St. Anger album finally comes out of the closet
“This is hard evidence that you’re born gay,” one fan Tweeted.
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