A private presidential collector told our team that reports that this is “convincing evidence that you can find someone to pay millions for any piece of shit associated with the Bidens.”
Scientists suggest you could get over your fear of clowns if you’d just suck one off
“Pulling down a clowns baggy trousers and accepting his penis into your warm, ready mouth is a very humanizing experience,” explains a leading expert on jester psychology.
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Vote on our poll and sound off with your thoughts on the War on Christmas, as well as whether or not Christians will retaliate after the latest attack.
“I’m gay!” Metallica’s St. Anger album finally comes out of the closet
“This is hard evidence that you’re born gay,” one fan Tweeted.
Judge in Rittenhouse trial changes ringtone to “I Predict a Riot” by Kaiser Chiefs
One political expert suggests that the choice is a dog whistle to mobilize violent Trump supporters.
“I voted for one so I can use that word now” defense fails to prevent assault of local man
“I knew that they didn’t appreciate all that I have done for their people right about the time I saw that one of them was carrying an ice pick,” Vine told our reporter.
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