Doctors believe that if the coronavirus has information which could lead to Hillary’s arrest, it will be contained quickly and mysteriously smother itself to death within months.
CDC: “A lot of precautions have been taken to prevent coronavirus from becoming widespread. But there seems to be nothing that can stop Ron Jeremy.”
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”
Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.