Doctors believe that if the coronavirus has information which could lead to Hillary’s arrest, it will be contained quickly and mysteriously smother itself to death within months.
CDC: You have a better odds of having threesome involving Ron Jeremy than of dying from coronavirus
CDC: “A lot of precautions have been taken to prevent coronavirus from becoming widespread. But there seems to be nothing that can stop Ron Jeremy.”
Report: Inaugural committee has already paid deposits for Kanye, Kid Rock to perform at 2021 presidential ceremony
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”
Do you have a moment to talk about your life insurance?
Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!
MSNBC gaffe: Host refers to Kobe Bryant fashion as “spearchucker suit”
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
Nation mourns loss of celebrity rapist
The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.
