“I’m going to straighten your ass out, you hear me? I’m going to really make sure that you get it,” Baldwin allegedly screamed at Hutchins.
Local person “so beyond pronouns”, now only using anti-nouns
Alicia, whose personal anti-nouns are sizzle and saunter, insists that saunter friends and classmates refer to saunter by saunter proper anti-nouns.
VA Governor Ralph Northam says he’ll miss keeping his face covered once pandemic is over
Northam infamously came under fire for wearing face coverings pre-COVID. Supporters, however, now recognize that Northam was a pioneer with his lifelong dedication to wearing face coverings.
Gavin Newsom shows dedication to California by fondling grizzly bear’s balls
Republican Larry Elder admitted that he couldn’t think of anything more definitively American than grabbing a grizzly bear by the gooch.
Former president George W. Bush: “I did not do 311”
According to Bush: “I really enjoyed the time we spent together, but doing them never even crossed my mind. I can’t stress this enough: I absolutely did not do 311. I’m just not really that into that f****t stuff.”
18 year-old who took $28M space ride: “Things weren’t always easy, my father had humble beginnings.”
Daemen: “To those people whose parents cannot afford such luxury, I say: don’t be afraid to pick up that extra shift at Bojangles or that extra night of babysitting, and maybe you can afford to go to space all on your own someday.”
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