“We expect that we might run into some trouble with animal activists over impaling the horses to keep them in their slots,” one official worries.
Historian Vern Freeman believes the baseball community is still looking at the sport’s history with color incorrectly, and it looks like his ideas are now starting to gain support from some prominent baseball figures.
Spoiler: The Seattle Mariners had a sneaky good offseason that should make them serious contenders until around the 6th inning of Opening Day.
Harper took the news about Trout’s $430M deal better than expected, telling friends “I hope he has a blast, you know? Time of his fucking life! Brag to all his fucking California friends about that bullshit, you know?”
Rangers President Jon Daniels: “Let’s face it, even Mike Trout doesn’t have the drawing power of Big Sexy.”
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