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Category: Sports
$57M government study concludes: Tom Brady footballed real good
“His fake-out move to sidestep Gisele Bündchen and advance Team Brady to the 2022 season was something to be marveled at,” one scientist stated.
MLB fans desperate to see someone come within 11 home runs of Barry Bonds’ record finally get their wish
Former Cubs MVP Sammy Sosa sent a text to the slugger saying “You truly are the fourth best single season home run hitter ever. Congratulations!”
Washington Commanders football team reveals new logo
“We hope this new name and imagery — both of which are steeped in local heritage — will encourage fans to move forward with us as an inclusive franchise into 2022 and beyond.”
Indigenous Footballteam tribespeople planning protests outside Washington NFL games
The Chief explained that in addition to the titular similarities, the Fooballteam tribe has a long tradition of wearing their numbers on the sides of their heads and playing sports poorly.
Barry Bonds reportedly checked his own pulse upon hearing that baseball’s Home Run King was dead
Bonds says he breathed a sigh of relief when he realized they were “only talking about Hank Aaron”.
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