Gwyneth Paltrow introduces new “This Smells Like My Vagina After I Wipe My Ass From Back to Front” candle aroma

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow showed that she intends to capitalize on the viral success of her “This Smells Like My Vagina” candles as she hits the talk circuit this week to promote a new votive aroma, “This Smells Like My Vagina After I Wipe My Ass From Back to Front”.

Paltrow debuted her new candle aroma on Late Night With Seth Meyers on Wednesday

Paltrow promoted the new candle line Wednesday on “Late Night with Seth Meyers”. The candles, which appeared to be off-white to beige in color and are nestled in black votive jars, reportedly “smell exactly how it sounds,” according to Meyers, who spent eight full minutes on-screen smelling the candle while tossing uncomfortably about in his chair.
“This definitely smells like ladyparts after someone wiped back to front,” Meyers moaned while inhaling the votive deeply. “You get the full aroma of toilet paper and a little bit of poo residue all mixed together with the the full rush of the sea. It’s absolutely uncanny.”
“If you’re very attentive, you’ll be able to note that I have a lot of kale in my diet,” Paltrow advised Meyers.
The candles are scheduled to hit the market next week, just in time for Valentine’s shopping.

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