“What can we say? We’re people pleasers” a Facebook spokesman said.
Local fast food chain cashes in on ass-eating craze with ass-shaped buns
In addition to the Buttocks Burger and Buttocks Double-Meat Burger, Haunch’s also plans to offer a Buttocks Fish sandwich and a Chick n’ Butt sandwich.
Flashback: In 1983, Elizabeth Warren proposed breaking up Van Halen
During a 1983 interview with David Lee Roth, 2020 presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren suggested that Van Halen should break up because their success had created a shortage of cocaine for upcoming bands.
Post Grape Nuts engineers develop robot to automate removal of testicles from grapes
A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
New Smartphones totally way better than useless pieces of shit you bought from same companies six months ago
Why make excuses about your old phone while your friends think you’re just too poor to buy a new one?
Twitter inks President Trump to exclusive 7-year contract
“(Trump) has been really remarkable for our product. We’ll look into the same type of contract with the incoming president when Trump leaves office in 2024,” Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stated.