“What can we say? We’re people pleasers” a Facebook spokesman said.
Category: World News
USA disgraced after yet another shootout
“Team USA just doesn’t have a great track record with shootouts lately.”
US military to increase armed poppy patrol after crop raided
The CIA places the loss to Afghani opium farmers caused by the invasion to be near $1.5 million, calling the loss “unacceptable”.
Twitter inks President Trump to exclusive 7-year contract
“(Trump) has been really remarkable for our product. We’ll look into the same type of contract with the incoming president when Trump leaves office in 2024,” Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stated.
Protesters to burn more trash in streets to protest US withdrawal from Paris Climate Agreement
“A pile of burning underwear in Portland is the best way to let the president know how committed we are to a cleaner planet.”
In memoriam: supreme Cuban asshole, 90
Castro has been praised in recent years by socialist and communist sympathizers in the US, including Senator Bernie Sanders and Shaun King.
