Trudeau says he is deeply embarrassed by the photos, which “regrettably” depict the Prime Minister dressed and behaving like a white man with normal testosterone levels.
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Report: Police arrested 3 midget poachers near “Game of Thrones” wrap party
“Knowing that a star of Dinklage’s stature was going to be present ahead of time, we were able to dispatch intel and net three of these dwarf-trafficking bastards,” said Chief Constable Hamilton. “Today we made it a little bit safer for little people.”
Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine because their plug was all out of meth, study claims
Researchers believe the shrimp might stop testing positive for cocaine if local police were to develop a more environmentally friendly policy of leaving the meth supply intact.
June 9 “Judgement Day” prediction probably going to let us down, doom us to keep plodding along on this stupid planet
The report dooms those of us who were really, really relying upon such an event to lay waste to humanity on this stupid planet to continue waiting for global warming, nuclear winter, aliens, large kaiju-type monsters, or a meteoric event to mercifully wipe out mankind.
Since protecting the species 20 years ago, Australia has seen a dramatic spike in pitbull shark attacks
“They’ll swim in right up close to the beach and it’s like a buffet there for them. They seem to prefer smallish people, mostly children, because they see them as defenseless prey.”
Pat Robertson claims Notre Dame Cathedral fire the result of “Hell bubbling over with burning homosexuals”
Roberston: “Paris encourages the men to wear light, airy fabrics and to kiss full on the mouth. Paris has gone against the Lord’s word, and now the fire and brimstone has bubbled over the nestle right in their holiest of houses.”