A study of high-school students showed that desperate teens are now resorting to marijuana to get the same buzz they used to get from innocent, legal items they found lying about their homes like Robitussin, jenkem, or Raid-laced cigarettes.
Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
The new Birdie 3000 penis-measuring rulers are designed to account for the two inches of penis that people can’t see, but that every guy totally knows is there.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Bill Nye held a forum to discuss their beliefs about what Stephen Hawking is experiencing in Heaven.
“(Harris) gets very emotional about things she’s been passionate about throughout her professional career. Prosecuting pot offenders has always been very near to her heart.”
A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.