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Category: Science
A year after Hawking’s death, scientific community discusses how noted physicist is maneuvering around in Heaven
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Bill Nye held a forum to discuss their beliefs about what Stephen Hawking is experiencing in Heaven.
Simple fact-check crushes Kamala Harris’ hopes of prosecuting any sentient beings on alleged Pot Planet
“(Harris) gets very emotional about things she’s been passionate about throughout her professional career. Prosecuting pot offenders has always been very near to her heart.”
Post Grape Nuts engineers develop robot to automate removal of testicles from grapes
A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
Study: 53% of loony feminists believe media makes up stats to derail their ridiculous movement
The study polled 400 bug-eyed, batshit crazy self-identified feminists on their views as to how the laughable feminist movement is treated by right and just media sources.
Study: Condemning “thoughts and prayers” equally as effective as sending thoughts and prayers after a tragedy
To the dismay of American theists, a new study confirms that the emergence of bitterness and sarcasm towards people who send thoughts and prayers after
