“They’ll swim in right up close to the beach and it’s like a buffet there for them. They seem to prefer smallish people, mostly children, because they see them as defenseless prey.”
Category: Science
“Facebook Features” to offer pay-for-play services, including streaming video, “get out of jail free” tokens
While Facebook repeats “we’re not becoming a pay site, and all current Facebook amenities will remain available for free”, Facebook Features will add bonus pay options in 2020.
Scientists: Fading dabbing fad will give way to punching oneself in face and calling oneself an asshole fad by 2020
Harvard scientist: “Most fads fade, but dabbing has been persistent because dabbing is malleable. You can make your own variation of the pose, and it works so long as you still look like an asshole.”
Dr. Kirger’s 12 tips for checking yourself for hemorrhoids
#3: Sniffing your finger after a hemorrhoid check is entirely unnecessary, but it never hurts to practice.
Desperate teens now resorting to smoking marijuana to get high
A study of high-school students showed that desperate teens are now resorting to marijuana to get the same buzz they used to get from innocent, legal items they found lying about their homes like Robitussin, jenkem, or Raid-laced cigarettes.
Flight recorders: Is it racist to call them “black boxes”? Or sexist? Or both?
Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
