Why make excuses about your old phone while your friends think you’re just too poor to buy a new one?
Melanochronologist Patrick Bond: “We lopped (the mole) off with a mustache scissor and counted the rings, just like a tree surgeon does.”
Eclipse watching: Is it true that you’re participating in a celebration long heralded by racial separatists?
“If you’re looking to live a healthy life, and not be some loser with cancer, this seems like the way to go.”
The feline community is experiencing a swell in racism but their human counterparts were oblivious to hate their pets harbor.