#3: Sniffing your finger after a hemorrhoid check is entirely unnecessary, but it never hurts to practice.
Category: Science
Desperate teens now resorting to smoking marijuana to get high
A study of high-school students showed that desperate teens are now resorting to marijuana to get the same buzz they used to get from innocent, legal items they found lying about their homes like Robitussin, jenkem, or Raid-laced cigarettes.
Flight recorders: Is it racist to call them “black boxes”? Or sexist? Or both?
Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.
New penis-measuring rulers to account for the two inches that isn’t showing
The new Birdie 3000 penis-measuring rulers are designed to account for the two inches of penis that people can’t see, but that every guy totally knows is there.
A year after Hawking’s death, scientific community discusses how noted physicist is maneuvering around in Heaven
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Bill Nye held a forum to discuss their beliefs about what Stephen Hawking is experiencing in Heaven.
Simple fact-check crushes Kamala Harris’ hopes of prosecuting any sentient beings on alleged Pot Planet
“(Harris) gets very emotional about things she’s been passionate about throughout her professional career. Prosecuting pot offenders has always been very near to her heart.”
