Jeez, would you just look at that sad, hurt little fella? It’s practically crying for assistance. Won’t somebody please help that poor injured pupper and just share the article already?
Category: Science
People who stay home on weekends better looking, nicer than STD-riddled social crowd, says incel scientist
The report also determined that the stay-at-home crowd could potentially be better, more sensitive lovers than the “bar crowd” if they were just given the chance.
Since protecting the species 20 years ago, Australia has seen a dramatic spike in pitbull shark attacks
“They’ll swim in right up close to the beach and it’s like a buffet there for them. They seem to prefer smallish people, mostly children, because they see them as defenseless prey.”
“Facebook Features” to offer pay-for-play services, including streaming video, “get out of jail free” tokens
While Facebook repeats “we’re not becoming a pay site, and all current Facebook amenities will remain available for free”, Facebook Features will add bonus pay options in 2020.
Scientists: Fading dabbing fad will give way to punching oneself in face and calling oneself an asshole fad by 2020
Harvard scientist: “Most fads fade, but dabbing has been persistent because dabbing is malleable. You can make your own variation of the pose, and it works so long as you still look like an asshole.”
Dr. Kirger’s 12 tips for checking yourself for hemorrhoids
#3: Sniffing your finger after a hemorrhoid check is entirely unnecessary, but it never hurts to practice.
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