A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
Category: Science
Study: 53% of loony feminists believe media makes up stats to derail their ridiculous movement
The study polled 400 bug-eyed, batshit crazy self-identified feminists on their views as to how the laughable feminist movement is treated by right and just media sources.
Study: Condemning “thoughts and prayers” equally as effective as sending thoughts and prayers after a tragedy
To the dismay of American theists, a new study confirms that the emergence of bitterness and sarcasm towards people who send thoughts and prayers after
Still think it’s harmless? Masturbation remains the 5th leading cause of death in the US
Nearly 150,000 Americans still die annually from “stroking”.
New Smartphones totally way better than useless pieces of shit you bought from the same companies just six months ago
Why make excuses about your old phone while your friends think you’re just too poor to buy a new one?
Study of mole rings reveal rocker Lemmy Kilmister actually 74, not 70, at time of death
Melanochronologist Patrick Bond: “We lopped (the mole) off with a mustache scissor and counted the rings, just like a tree surgeon does.”
