A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
The study polled 400 bug-eyed, batshit crazy self-identified feminists on their views as to how the laughable feminist movement is treated by right and just media sources.
To the dismay of American theists, a new study confirms that the emergence of bitterness and sarcasm towards people who send thoughts and prayers after
Nearly 150,000 Americans still die annually from “stroking”.
Why make excuses about your old phone while your friends think you’re just too poor to buy a new one?
Melanochronologist Patrick Bond: “We lopped (the mole) off with a mustache scissor and counted the rings, just like a tree surgeon does.”