“Imagine a world where you can get safe, legal contact cement or spray duster on your parents’ medical insurance card until you’re 25.”
Tag: marijuana
Amid “hip” campaign reset, Elizabeth Warren admits she smoked peace pipe, listened to Huey Lewis in 1980s
Warren: “I understand what it’s like to be rebellious, wild and free, taking tokes off the old peace pipe while ‘Happy to Be Stuck With You’ carries you off into the the type of psychedelic wonderland that only Huey Lewis & the News can carry you off to.”
Dallas D.A. to stop prosecuting speeding cases where the driver really, really needed to shit
Creuzot: “An officer pulling that driver to the side of the road in what amounts to an emergency situation is an inconvenience to the driver, who is wincing in pain trying to hold all that warm brown butter inside, as opposed to the driver being an inconvenience to the community.”
Desperate teens now resorting to smoking marijuana to get high
A study of high-school students showed that desperate teens are now resorting to marijuana to get the same buzz they used to get from innocent, legal items they found lying about their homes like Robitussin, jenkem, or Raid-laced cigarettes.
Simple fact-check crushes Kamala Harris’ hopes of prosecuting any sentient beings on alleged Pot Planet
“(Harris) gets very emotional about things she’s been passionate about throughout her professional career. Prosecuting pot offenders has always been very near to her heart.”
Local man hopes to become first member of his Juggalo Family to attend college
Farnham wants to help his Juggalo family, which has been hit hard by the heroin epidemic due to lack of education.
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