Ron Jeremy penis reduction surgery? Star says “I can get by in porn on my looks alone”

According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery.
Considered the #1 porn star of all time by Adult Video News (AVN), Jeremy has been tooling around in the industry since the late 1970s, and managed such popularity that he became a crossover success, appearing in dozens of “straight” (Hollywood) movies over the years, including “The Godfather III”, “The Chase”, “Detroit Rock City” and a host of lower-budget fare, including regular appearances in films for cult independent film company Troma Entertainment.

While some believe that Jeremy has made his name based entirely upon his large penis — in his autobiography “The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz”, Jeremy says it measures at near 10 inches — the insider reveals that Jeremy is convinced that his other assets are equally important in keeping his career alive.
“Ron believes he can get by on his looks alone, and who’s to argue? He’s been doing this for 40 years and may be the most prolific actor the industry has ever known. So, there’s no question that he has the required sex appeal.”
“Ron is a very big personality and that’s really added to his mystique and popularity in the industry over the years,” the insider reports. “Not only is he a very funny man, but he’s the gold standard for stardom in an industry known for bringing in only those people who absolutely ooze sex appeal.”
So … how reduced are we talking?
“Ron believes — and, fairly, is backed by science — that four inches is average, so I think we can count on a reduction of at least half the length. He believes that his penis is creating a false expectation for male and female fans alike. He also recognizes that having sex with him is desensitizing women, which affects their lives and livelihood moving forward. Ron often laments he is tired of being a ‘dongoloid‘, and that he would like to finish his career being remembered as a sensual, handsome lover shtupping large-chested women with a realistic, average penis. Ron is going to do what’s right for Ron and get by moving forward on his rugged, well-oiled good looks — and that spread-cheeky thing he’s well know for doing — while creating realistic penis expectations for women and men alike.”
“Really, he’s a social justice warrior, fighting for penis equality, and that just gives us one more reason to admire him,” the insider stated.