The allergy-suffering reporter told reporters that they’d get his work whenever he was “good and goddamn ready” and stated his desire to be alone before pushing his co-workers out of his cubicle and moving a file cabinet in front of the door.
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In memoriam: Comedian Tim Conway, 85, succumbs to injuries sustained in Siamese elephant trampling
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
Report: Dejected Sonic the Hedgehog relapses into cocaine use after new movie trailer panned
Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
Sexual assault is “not about sex, it’s about power” claims advanced energy form resembling Joe Biden
“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”
Dr. Kirger’s 12 tips for checking yourself for hemorrhoids
#3: Sniffing your finger after a hemorrhoid check is entirely unnecessary, but it never hurts to practice.
Bartolo Colon reportedly seeking $450M deal to challenge Mike Trout’s record
Rangers President Jon Daniels: “Let’s face it, even Mike Trout doesn’t have the drawing power of Big Sexy.”
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