According to Bush: “I really enjoyed the time we spent together, but doing them never even crossed my mind. I can’t stress this enough: I absolutely did not do 311. I’m just not really that into that f****t stuff.”
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Alex Jones planning to spend day creating “sock accounts” on Facebook
Alex’s new personal accounts appear under the names Schmalex Chones, Dallex Dones, and Olive Obama. He reports that his new Facebook page — Schminfowars — will be up and running by later today.
Lawn service assistant reportedly a little uneasy since boss implemented Casually Gay Fridays
Hector also said that he thought adding Casually Gay Fridays to the weekly docket seems “a little over the top” considering the small business had just added Homoerotic Wednesdays to the itinerary a little over a month ago.
Pat Robertson claims Notre Dame Cathedral fire the result of “Hell bubbling over with burning homosexuals”
Roberston: “Paris encourages the men to wear light, airy fabrics and to kiss full on the mouth. Paris has gone against the Lord’s word, and now the fire and brimstone has bubbled over the nestle right in their holiest of houses.”
Local resident apparently really mad about “how gay Lucky Charms are now”
“I’m just glad I turned out OK” concluded Moats, who claims he grew up loving the cereal.
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