The report dooms those of us who were really, really relying upon such an event to lay waste to humanity on this stupid planet to continue waiting for global warming, nuclear winter, aliens, large kaiju-type monsters, or a meteoric event to mercifully wipe out mankind.
Trump reportedly told a staffer: “You’d think Mike would suggest Charlotte try an off-the-shoulder look or ask Audrey to show a little leg every once in a while, just for America’s sake.”
Roberston: “Paris encourages the men to wear light, airy fabrics and to kiss full on the mouth. Paris has gone against the Lord’s word, and now the fire and brimstone has bubbled over the nestle right in their holiest of houses.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Bill Nye held a forum to discuss their beliefs about what Stephen Hawking is experiencing in Heaven.
Eclipse watching: Is it true that you’re participating in a celebration long heralded by racial separatists?
Grammar police had been quiet since video surfaced of a grammar policeman assaulting a man for using “less” instead of “fewer”.