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US shoots down Chinese spy balloons spotted over Israel
The large white balloons have been spotted elsewhere throughout the world, but nowhere that US intelligence deems as important a security risk as they are in Israel.
Despite bumps, Biden polling over 100% head-to-head vs Trump in battleground states
The CNN poll shows that Biden has opened a throttling lead in popularity in Arizona and Georgia, two states that threatened recounts in 2020.
Man in Facebook jail decides to “go gay for the stay”
Harwick, who says he has recently taken up smoking, confessed that he may have been duped about the responsibilities of Facebook jail by some people in a local biker chat called Leather Studs.
Former “Cosby Show” employee who was not raped by star suing due to unequal workplace opportunity
In the lawsuit, the complainant claims that by failing to rape her, Cosby did not provide her the same opportunity he had afforded other staffers on the same program.
“Please stop calling me Boner”, pleads U2 frontman Bongo
U2 frontman Bongo confided in host Chris Evans that it gets under his skin when people call him by the wrong nickname.
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