“We’re trying to make this change to protect Dak Prescott, so that Dak or any of his teammates can express their gender freedom without being labeled.”
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Brittney Griner could be extradited back to Russia on parole violation
“Russia made it very clear that Ms. Griner should steer clear of the chronic bubonic while under parole, a mandate Ms. Griner clearly did not take seriously.”
PBS distancing itself from Elmo after comments about sponsor letter “T” captured on Project Veritas video
In light of the allegations, both HBO and PBS have denied rumors concerning Elmo’s strained relationship with the the letters J and N.
McDonalds ice cream machine to strike, demanding living wage
The ice cream machine believes that, with minimal effort McDonalds could someday become a popular destination for a cool treat throughout the year.
Swedish fishermen expect Swedish Fish shortage, price hikes due to pollution
Red Fish are considered the backbone of the Swedish economy.
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