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Joe Rogan just paid for 4 Neil Young songs to use during his podcast
The controversial podcaster paid licensing fees over the weekend for the use of four songs on which Neil Young is credited as a musician.
Hollywood Facing Midget Shortage
Hollywood insiders say that as roles for little people have exploded, the pool of available actors seems to have shrunk.
With Neil Young out, Spotify users will probably resort to listening to that one Randy Buttsex song on repeat now
Without Young’s music, Spotify expects users will perform more keyword searches that will land them on common keyword terms like Buttsex, Golden Showers, The Tits, and The Fucking Fucks.
Reports of accident near Hershey exit grossly misstated
While eyewitnesses report a large skidmark where the accident nearly occurred, traffic reports indicate that the routes are moving fine, and users can enter and exit Hershey Avenue with ease.
Due to COVID, Ghislaine Maxwell sentence can be served at 156 acre estate, court says
If she receives the maximum penalties, Maxwell faces up to 65 years of confinement to the luxurious 156 acre estate.
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