Spoiler: The Seattle Mariners had a sneaky good offseason that should make them serious contenders until around the 6th inning of Opening Day.
Report: one man’s testimony helped convince Mueller to close the Russia collusion investigation
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Chris Hemsworth to prepare for role in Hulk Hogan biopic by getting ass kicked by The Iron Shiek
The usually reserved Iron Sheik offered to suplex the jabroni actor to humble him in preparation for playing jabroni Hulk Hogan.
Chrysophobia: SPLC reports the rise of “Orange Hate” in America
The SPLC reports growth of 20% in hate groups since 2014, with chrysophobic groups like Stop Trump and The John Cena Fan Club showing the most rapid growth.