A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
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Brown Valley Observer named to President’s short list of “real and reliable” news sources
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
Fake news writer could win coveted fake news award
“I would have already earned the most dubious distinction if I were to actually Paypal them the processing fee,” Everend believes
