The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
Are we seriously entrusting the nuclear codes to this effing menace?
The pair bickered over now-famous graffiti that begins: “A fellow who sailed the brown seas …”
Trump has procured a crew of K-Street prostitutes “(urinate) on every mattress or piece of furniture they might have sat on.”
If convicted, he could face from 25 years in prison to a one-way trip to the White House Dining Hall for a future Thanksgiving dinner.