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OMG! Moron-in-Chief Tweets Cookie Recipe Without Key Ingredient!
Are we seriously entrusting the nuclear codes to this effing menace?
CNN’s Acosta, Trump Aide Miller get in heated exchange over poem on bathroom wall
The pair bickered over now-famous graffiti that begins: “A fellow who sailed the brown seas …”
Trump to hire DC prostitutes to urinate all over White House
Trump has procured a crew of K-Street prostitutes “(urinate) on every mattress or piece of furniture they might have sat on.”
White House turkey refused pardon, arrested
If convicted, he could face from 25 years in prison to a one-way trip to the White House Dining Hall for a future Thanksgiving dinner.
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