“You seem stressed,” Obama quipped about rappers. “We have enough stress at the White House. There’s this whole Trump thing and my administration needs to stay focused.”
The menu includes such delicious options as original recipe and crispy, chitterlings, and a variety of colorful fruit drinks.
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
Are we seriously entrusting the nuclear codes to this effing menace?
The pair bickered over now-famous graffiti that begins: “A fellow who sailed the brown seas …”
Trump has procured a crew of K-Street prostitutes “(urinate) on every mattress or piece of furniture they might have sat on.”