An appraisal business reportedly financed by Hunter Biden estimates that the total value of items to be hidden by White House staff is over $2.3 million at auction.
Harper: “In the end, I’ve decided to honor other contractual obligations, obligations which led me to believe that it wouldn’t be in my best interest nor in the interests of the Nationals or the White House if I was in attendance.”
President Trump: “There’s something not entirely right about it, but my staff keeps reassuring me that the man is as trustworthy as they are.”
A White House source says President Trump is “winging it” today after sleeping through four alarms and missing “Fox & Friends”, generally considered the President’s morning briefing.
“You seem stressed,” Obama quipped about rappers. “We have enough stress at the White House. There’s this whole Trump thing and my administration needs to stay focused.”
The menu includes such delicious options as original recipe and crispy, chitterlings, and a variety of colorful fruit drinks.