“We hope this new name and imagery — both of which are steeped in local heritage — will encourage fans to move forward with us as an inclusive franchise into 2022 and beyond.”
The Chief explained that in addition to the titular similarities, the Fooballteam tribe has a long tradition of wearing their numbers on the sides of their heads and playing sports poorly.
Twitter announced plans to ban the “Big Three” cable news networks from the platform, citing the “risk of inciting further violence” following a 2020 filled with rioting across America.
The shooting puts a damper on the time-honored American tradition of offering tours of federal buildings to peaceful protest demonstrators.
Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”