The study polled 400 bug-eyed, batshit crazy self-identified feminists on their views as to how the laughable feminist movement is treated by right and just media sources.
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“It’s important for people to recognize that we’re not just robots with an agenda, we’re regular people just like them. We like, you know, water and other stuff, too.”
The popular site plans to determine which memers have affixed their logo to a series of “tasteless and offensive” memes and punish them.
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”