“This … this is really going to show them,” Ensemble Director Alicia Switzer roared, shaking her fist angrily.
Nancy Pelosi: “A buttplug with an R on it could have beaten Hillary Clinton”
Speaker Pelosi: “A buttplug with the letter R on it could have beaten Hillary Clinton. And by some estimations, that’s exactly what happened.”
Sexual assault is “not about sex, it’s about power” claims advanced energy form resembling Joe Biden
“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”
CNN Cafe in Seoul adds “Nothing Burger” to daily menu
The CNN Cafe in Seoul may have enjoyed this week’s most irreverent moment when they introduced a sauteed hamburger roll listed as 빈 햄버거, (bin haembeogeo), which translates to “empty burger” or “Nothing Burger”.
DNC quietly vacates headquarters in Salem, Massachussetts
An insider indicates that the weary DNC may relocate to Dallas, Texas.
“They’re feeling beaten down enough by the current administration that they even considered giving (Trump) a parade down there, a well-deserved victory lap” the insider reported.
Ruthless millionaire convinces millennials more government is “a revolution” to win $1 bet
“It’s always entertaining to watch him bait people the way he does to win these bets,” billionaire friend Quinton P. Moneybags stated. “Always worth the one dollar.”