Money changed hands at the conclusion of their meeting.
“When I said that I opposed gun control measures, I couldn’t have been more clear: I meant that I did not want Democrats enforcing them.”
A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
The President made claims about the effects Funyuns consumption has on the male anatomy that left many followers feeling “awkward”.
Professional Golfer’s Association President Paul Levy announced new pace-of-play initiatives for the golfing tour’s 2018-19 schedule, including reduced time at the tee for shots to
“He filled his life with things that brought moments of joy, without filling the void creating by avoiding regular, healthy conversation.”