Twitter announced plans to ban the “Big Three” cable news networks from the platform, citing the “risk of inciting further violence” following a 2020 filled with rioting across America.
News organization says it regrets calling ISIS “captivating band of big-dicked dreamboats”
Spokesman D.R. Everend said “Clearly, we would have been more careful about the words we chose if we had only realized that people who did not find ISIS to be chock-full of dreamy superstuds with giant, throbbing, well-oiled members would be reading.”
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Griffin’s Joke That Bombed
“We recognize the fingerprints of our influence.” -ISIS spokesman Abdul Ayawi-Didit