Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!

Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!
“If you’re very attentive, you’ll be able to note that I have a lot of kale in my diet,” Paltrow advised.
“Knowing that a star of Dinklage’s stature was going to be present ahead of time, we were able to put intel out in advance and net three of these dwarf-trafficking bastards,” said Chief Constable Hamilton. “Today we made it a little bit safer for a few little people.”
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
According to K.I.T.T., gigs have been sparse. His most recent job — playing an aging Volvo that gets into a fender-bender on an insurance commercial — in his own words “wasn’t the best paying gig”.
Commissioner Manfred: “I can’t imagine a better time than watching a lot of stellar, exciting, emotionally-charged advertising from Draft Kings, Taco Bell and Budweiser, and spacing it out with occasional images of players in tight fitting uniforms just kind of hanging out in a lush green field.”