The Chief explained that in addition to the titular similarities, the Fooballteam tribe has a long tradition of wearing their numbers on the sides of their heads and playing sports poorly.
Bonds says he breathed a sigh of relief when he realized they were “only talking about Hank Aaron”.
The new March Madness? ESPN announced that Sunday’s cornhole tournament at Dale’s Dip & Drink in Clunge, Virginia will be “the biggest live televised sporting event available this weekend” after many leagues have cancelled their events due to coronavirus concerns.
Allegations surfaced Thursday that members of the 2019 Miami Marlins team sold signs to opposing teams, a scandal which also implicates opposing players who purchased the signs.
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
Harper: “In the end, I’ve decided to honor other contractual obligations, obligations which led me to believe that it wouldn’t be in my best interest nor in the interests of the Nationals or the White House if I was in attendance.”