The Chief explained that in addition to the titular similarities, the Fooballteam tribe has a long tradition of wearing their numbers on the sides of their heads and playing sports poorly.
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Barry Bonds reportedly checked his own pulse upon hearing that baseball’s Home Run King was dead
Bonds says he breathed a sigh of relief when he realized they were “only talking about Hank Aaron”.
Semi-annual cornhole tournament at Dale’s Dip & Drink will be focus of nation’s sports fans this weekend
The new March Madness? ESPN announced that Sunday’s cornhole tournament at Dale’s Dip & Drink in Clunge, Virginia will be “the biggest live televised sporting event available this weekend” after many leagues have cancelled their events due to coronavirus concerns.
MLB investigating allegations that cash-strapped Marlins players sold signs to opponents in 2019
Allegations surfaced Thursday that members of the 2019 Miami Marlins team sold signs to opposing teams, a scandal which also implicates opposing players who purchased the signs.
MSNBC gaffe: Host refers to Kobe Bryant fashion as “spearchucker suit”
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
Bryce Harper says he will not attend White House ceremony for World Series champ Washington Nationals
Harper: “In the end, I’ve decided to honor other contractual obligations, obligations which led me to believe that it wouldn’t be in my best interest nor in the interests of the Nationals or the White House if I was in attendance.”
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