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Tag: social justice

Ron Jeremy penis reduction surgery? Star says “I can get by in porn on my looks alone”

March 19, 2019 D.R. Everend

According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the

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Flight recorders: Is it racist to call them “black boxes”? Or sexist? Or both?

March 18, 2019 D.R. Everend

Dr. Randall Kirger presented his revolutionary paper, ‘OMG it’s 2019 Can We Stop Calling These Things Black Boxes Already?’ March 16 at Flouter Hall.

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Opinion: Statues Toppled For Young, White Photo Ops Should Be Preserved In a Museum

August 16, 2017 D.R. Everend

Once lines of white kids who want photos with them work down, these broken monuments should be displayed in museums to represent the cultural contributions of young white people in the 21st century.

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In memoriam: supreme Cuban asshole, 90

November 27, 2016 D.R. Everend

Castro has been praised in recent years by socialist and communist sympathizers in the US, including Senator Bernie Sanders and Shaun King.

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Caving to PC, Trump suggests new “correct” racial identifiers

November 20, 2016 D.R. Everend

Trump suggested new identifiers for the gay community, people of Middle Eastern descent, the little people community and more.

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