Thousands of teenage girls literally died when their friends found out they weren’t wiping properly during the first toilet paper crisis of 2020.

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Thousands of teenage girls literally died when their friends found out they weren’t wiping properly during the first toilet paper crisis of 2020.
“There probably would have been a little less leftover candy, but I did get extra jelly beans when they were 50% off on the Monday after Easter,” acknowledged Schlitz, adding, “You don’t just pass up 50% off jellybeans.”