According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the
In addition to the Buttocks Burger and Buttocks Double-Meat Burger, Haunch’s also plans to offer a Buttocks Fish sandwich and a Chick n’ Butt sandwich.
IHOJ CEO: “We’re prepared to handle this challenge like we have handled everything in the past: by gritting our teeth and going at it fast, hard and furious.”
“Maybe I should have stopped before I got to Me Chinese, me so witty, but she never indicated to me that she was interested in stopping the game,” Kelly confided.
“I have to admit, I am not surprised what we found inside,” one doctor stated. “In fact, we’ve had Mr. Stewart here for the exact same reason in the past.”
Asked about the incident, the President spoke candidly, reporting that the woman “really wanted it, I could tell.”