“Make no mistake, I’d loved to have just given each of these dancers $5 — they’ve earned it! — but this was all that was in my budget at this difficult time.”
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Man in Facebook jail decides to “go gay for the stay”
Harwick, who says he has recently taken up smoking, confessed that he may have been duped about the responsibilities of Facebook jail by some people in a local biker chat called Leather Studs.
Scientific poll dancer big hit at nerd convention
“The way she made the violent crime rate go from 0.84% to 0.21% in no way prepared me for the way she then made that exact same crime rate raise and lower at will for the next 16 bars of the accompanying music.”
Former “Cosby Show” employee who was not raped by star suing due to unequal workplace opportunity
In the lawsuit, the complainant claims that by failing to rape her, Cosby did not provide her the same opportunity he had afforded other staffers on the same program.
Scientists suggest you could get over your fear of clowns if you’d just suck one off
“Pulling down a clowns baggy trousers and accepting his penis into your warm, ready mouth is a very humanizing experience,” explains a leading expert on jester psychology.
Local man reports 3 Doors Down tribute band not “Gateway to Cooze” he thought it would be
“The closest I’ve gotten to getting some tail was one night when our bassist Brad hugged me really hard when I was crying after one of the gigs.”
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