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Tag: sex
I heard a woman sing about making her browneye blue and suddenly my views on country music are evolving
Reader Landon Leibowitz describes how 1970s star Crystal Gayle gave him a new appreciation for today’s country music singers.
Georgia health bill targets total birth control ban including pills, pulling out, and loads-to-the-face methods
The newly proposed bill would effectively eliminate the sale of condoms, patches, sponges and diaphragms in the state, as well as placing penalty on the report or discovery of practices like pulling out, felching, and the loads-to-the-face and loads-to-the-tits methods.
This adorable story about massaging your own prostate probably won’t even get one share :(
Jeez, would you just look at that sad, hurt little fella? It’s practically crying for assistance. Won’t somebody please help that poor injured pupper and just share the article already?
People who stay home on weekends better looking, nicer than STD-riddled social crowd, says incel scientist
The report also determined that the stay-at-home crowd could potentially be better, more sensitive lovers than the “bar crowd” if they were just given the chance.
Lawn service assistant reportedly a little uneasy since boss implemented Casually Gay Fridays
Hector also said that he thought adding Casually Gay Fridays to the weekly docket seems “a little over the top” considering the small business had just added Homoerotic Wednesdays to the itinerary a little over a month ago.
