Daemen: “To those people whose parents cannot afford such luxury, I say: don’t be afraid to pick up that extra shift at Bojangles or that extra night of babysitting, and maybe you can afford to go to space all on your own someday.”
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Kendall Jenner to donate 50,000 bottles of Pepsi to still-reeling Flint, Michigan
Jenner’s entourage is also expected to deliver 5 tanker trucks of non-potable Pepsi within the next 7 days, enough to help the Flint Water Utility replenish their nearly-depleted non-potable Pepsi reservoir.
Out-of-place man can’t wait to get the fuck back into air-conditioned truck
“I bet The Price Is Right is on right now. And I’m missing it. Just out here in the middle of nowhere, primping for a camera and missing the first Showcase Showdown.”
Disgusting! Scandal reveals students deceptively admitted into colleges their wealthy families could afford
“Until now, there was no real reason to even be suspicious,” one poor parent — whose unfortunate child only attended a state university — posted on Twitter.
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