The United States passed the ceremonial Boot on January 20, allowing Democrats the privilege of licking the same long-cherished symbol of American authoritarianism that Republicans have enjoyed licking for the past 4 years.
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Binders full of women praise Mitt Romney’s break with GOP over Trump
Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
After flipping state legislature, Virginia voters eager to welcome their new corporate overlords
“I’ll remember from now on to keep Pfizer and Starbucks and Bank of America — companies I am confident have my best interests at heart — in my nightly prayers. God bless you, corporate sponsors!”
Testy Democrats demand full investigation into who left lingering odor in US Capitol women’s restroom
Women in Congress have only had their own restroom in the US Capitol since 2011. Lately, it’s been a nightmare of used tampons and “hover method” usage.
BREAKING: AG William Barr spotted outside Golden Corral buffet just ahead of Congressional hearing (Updated)
Cellphone video shows that US Attorney General William Barr was spotted outside of a Golden Corral restaurant in Largo, MD less than 3 hours before his scheduled 10am Congressional hearing.
Snowbama opens nostalgic “12 Inches of Snowbama” tour in Pittsburgh
“Some things have been done, and some things have been said, and some people have started saying I’m low class,” the performer lamented to the crowd.
“Well, I’m here to prove to my haters that I’m not Low Class Snowbama, I’m at least Middle Class Snowbama.”
