CDC: “A lot of precautions have been taken to prevent coronavirus from becoming widespread. But there seems to be nothing that can stop Ron Jeremy.”
Now when you send and receive dick pics on Snapchat, you’ll have the option to accompany that penis with fragrances like daisies and penis, honeysuckle and penis, Chanel No. 5 and penis and more!
Househusband Brian admits he made his wife cry for getting him a different gift — a personal grooming kit — last year.
“Even though I’m not looking for Miss Right, I’m looking for a Miss Right For Right Now.”