The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.
“Joe really lacked self-awareness on the issue,” said a campaign staffer.
“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”
The still-untitled film reportedly centers on the private relationship between a teenage girl, tentatively played by Bregoli, and an 85 year old man. Polanski plans to direct and play the lead role.
“Maybe I should have stopped before I got to Me Chinese, me so witty, but she never indicated to me that she was interested in stopping the game,” Kelly confided.
Asked about the incident, the President spoke candidly, reporting that the woman “really wanted it, I could tell.”