“I was positive this would be the year, but since that’s not the case, my best bet is to once again — and for the last time, I swear — vote for someone I do not support in any way, shape, or form, neither as a person nor as a policymaker.”
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President Trump growing increasingly wary of man hiding behind flag in Oval Office
President Trump: “There’s something not entirely right about it, but my staff keeps reassuring me that the man is as trustworthy as they are.”
Soaking wet President Trump calls The Weather Channel “very fake news”
The president described his disgust and disappointment that NWS employees are put into a trusted position by average Americans, only to have them “lie and lie again, big league.”
Frazzled Bernie Sanders hopes to tax, redistribute Joe Biden’s popularity
“There has to be a way, I’m thinking, to redistribute some of what Biden has right now,” said a frazzled Sanders, who entered the night trailing Biden by nearly 10 points in polling among Democratic candidates.
Sexual assault is “not about sex, it’s about power” claims advanced energy form resembling Joe Biden
“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”
Inflation elevates Bernie Sanders donation threshold from $27 to $28.32
The Sanders campaign announced the the target donation up $1.32, from $27 in 2016 to $28.32 in 2019.
