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Alex Jones believes he has found a way to reverse effects of chemicals that turn frogs gay
Alex Jones now believes that introducing “really hot lady frogs” into the ecosystem may be exactly what is needed to combat the effects of atrazine, a chemical known to cause coupling among male frogs.
Conspiracy buff disinterested in Mueller report until 4K Ultra HD version with bonus features released
“Redacted documents? Really? Documents that by design will hide certain truths? It all seems so 20th century. Without (a 4K Ultra HD release), we will really have very little context.”
“Facebook Features” to offer pay-for-play services, including streaming video, “get out of jail free” tokens
While Facebook repeats “we’re not becoming a pay site, and all current Facebook amenities will remain available for free”, Facebook Features will add bonus pay options in 2020.
Ron Jeremy penis reduction surgery? Star says “I can get by in porn on my looks alone”
According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the
International House of Jizz hopes to rub out trademark lawsuit from IHOP
IHOJ CEO: “We’re prepared to handle this challenge like we have handled everything in the past: by gritting our teeth and going at it fast, hard and furious.”
