A private presidential collector told our team that reports that this is “convincing evidence that you can find someone to pay millions for any piece of shit associated with the Bidens.”
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Trump suggests closing Taco Bells, Chipotles ahead of looming U.S. toilet paper crisis
Thousands of teenage girls literally died when their friends found out they weren’t wiping properly during the first toilet paper crisis of 2020.
Gwyneth Paltrow introduces new “This Smells Like My Vagina After I Wipe My Ass From Back to Front” candle aroma
“If you’re very attentive, you’ll be able to note that I have a lot of kale in my diet,” Paltrow advised.
Testy Democrats demand full investigation into who left lingering odor in US Capitol women’s restroom
Women in Congress have only had their own restroom in the US Capitol since 2011. Lately, it’s been a nightmare of used tampons and “hover method” usage.
Dallas D.A. to stop prosecuting speeding cases where the driver really, really needed to shit
Creuzot: “An officer pulling that driver to the side of the road in what amounts to an emergency situation is an inconvenience to the driver, who is wincing in pain trying to hold all that warm brown butter inside, as opposed to the driver being an inconvenience to the community.”
CNN’s Acosta, Trump Aide Miller get in heated exchange over poem on bathroom wall
The pair bickered over now-famous graffiti that begins: “A fellow who sailed the brown seas …”
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