If she receives the maximum penalties, Maxwell faces up to 65 years of confinement to the luxurious 156 acre estate.
VA Governor Ralph Northam says he’ll miss keeping his face covered once pandemic is over
Northam infamously came under fire for wearing face coverings pre-COVID. Supporters, however, now recognize that Northam was a pioneer with his lifelong dedication to wearing face coverings.
Gavin Newsom shows dedication to California by fondling grizzly bear’s balls
Republican Larry Elder admitted that he couldn’t think of anything more definitively American than grabbing a grizzly bear by the gooch.
US ceremoniously takes The Boot away from Republicans, returns it to Democrats
The United States passed the ceremonial Boot on January 20, allowing Democrats the privilege of licking the same long-cherished symbol of American authoritarianism that Republicans have enjoyed licking for the past 4 years.
Local civil war prepper loses toe while cleaning grandaddy’s shotgun (Graphic)
The incident report indicates that Moats was crying and shouting “They’re stealing my president, now they done took my damn toe!”
Trump suggests closing Taco Bells, Chipotles ahead of looming U.S. toilet paper crisis
Thousands of teenage girls literally died when their friends found out they weren’t wiping properly during the first toilet paper crisis of 2020.