Baltimore averages just a smidge over 300 homicides annually, which is peanuts compared to some cities whose names were not available at press time.
Twitter announced plans to ban the “Big Three” cable news networks from the platform, citing the “risk of inciting further violence” following a 2020 filled with rioting across America.
The shooting puts a damper on the time-honored American tradition of offering tours of federal buildings to peaceful protest demonstrators.
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“Knowing that a star of Dinklage’s stature was going to be present ahead of time, we were able to put intel out in advance and net three of these dwarf-trafficking bastards,” said Chief Constable Hamilton. “Today we made it a little bit safer for a few little people.”
Creuzot: “An officer pulling that driver to the side of the road in what amounts to an emergency situation is an inconvenience to the driver, who is wincing in pain trying to hold all that warm brown butter inside, as opposed to the driver being an inconvenience to the community.”