“Make no mistake, I’d loved to have just given each of these dancers $5 — they’ve earned it! — but this was all that was in my budget at this difficult time.”

Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
“Make no mistake, I’d loved to have just given each of these dancers $5 — they’ve earned it! — but this was all that was in my budget at this difficult time.”
“I have to admit, I am not surprised what we found inside,” one doctor stated. “In fact, we’ve had Mr. Stewart here for the exact same reason in the past.”
A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
“He filled his life with things that brought moments of joy, without filling the void creating by avoiding regular, healthy conversation.”