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“Even though I cannot swim, I would have jumped right in and used my brute strength to beat that stingray before he could harm such a beautiful man,” Trump told the amazed crowd.
“He filled his life with things that brought moments of joy, without filling the void creating by avoiding regular, healthy conversation.”
“Team USA just doesn’t have a great track record with shootouts lately.”
The CIA places the loss to Afghani opium farmers caused by the invasion to be near $1.5 million, calling the loss “unacceptable”.
The latest shooting occurred just 45 minutes from where Bryce Harper will send his first rifle shots of the season over The Ballpark’s fences.