Bonds says he breathed a sigh of relief when he realized they were “only talking about Hank Aaron”.
Reiner died surrounded by family, who apparently think that Carl’s racist bullshit was not a dealbreaker.
Spokesman D.R. Everend said “Clearly, we would have been more careful about the words we chose if we had only realized that people who did not find ISIS to be chock-full of dreamy superstuds with giant, throbbing, well-oiled members would be reading.”
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.