Did you know that Bill Clinton is a former president of the United States, an honor bestowed by the electorate upon only the most trusted and respected individuals? Are we suggesting that suddenly we just can’t trust U.S. presidents?
“This … this is really going to show them,” Ensemble Director Alicia Switzer roared, shaking her fist angrily.
Rangers President Jon Daniels: “Let’s face it, even Mike Trout doesn’t have the drawing power of Big Sexy.”
Our unbiased team finds a viral email about Trump hiring prostitutes in lieu of installing sprinklers to be Half True.